Shit doesn't work anymore....

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/*
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 V-NewsTicker v2.2
 License : Freeware (Enjoy it!)
 (c)2003 VASIL DINKOV- PLOVDIV, BULGARIA
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 For IE4+, NS4+, Opera5+, Konqueror3.1+
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 Get the NewsTicker script at:
 http://www.smartmenus.org/other.php
 and don't wait to get the Great SmartMenus script at:
 http://www.smartmenus.org
 LEAVE THESE NOTES PLEASE - delete the comments if you want */
// BUG in Opera:
// If you want to be able to control the body margins
// put the script right after the BODY tag, not in the HEAD!!!
// === 1 === FONT, COLORS, EXTRAS...
v_font='verdana,arial,sans-serif';
v_fontSize='10px';
v_fontSizeNS4='10px';
v_fontWeight='bold';
v_fontColor='#FFFFFF';
v_textDecoration='none';
v_fontColorHover='#FFFFFF';//        | won't work
v_textDecorationHover='underline';//    | in Netscape4
v_bgColor='transparent';
// set [='transparent'] for transparent
// set [='url(image_source)'] for image
v_top=0;//    |
v_left=0;//    | defining
v_width=150;//    | the box
v_height=70;//    |
v_paddingTop=0;
v_paddingLeft=0;
v_position='relative';// absolute/relative
v_timeout=2000;//1000 = 1 second
v_slideSpeed=.02;
v_slideDirection=0;//0=down-up;1=up-down
v_pauseOnMouseOver=true;
// v2.2+ new below
v_slideStep=1;//pixels
v_textAlign='left';// left/center/right
v_textVAlign='middle';// top/middle/bottom - won't work in Netscape4
// === 2 === THE CONTENT - ['href','text','target']
// Use '' for href to have no link item
v_content=[['','<center>Arent you tired <br>of the hackers?</center>','_blank'],
['','<center>Wouldnt you like to<br>Kick them in the nuts?</center>','_blank'],
['','<center>Isnt this a cool <br>ticker thing?</center>','_blank'],
['','<center>Are you still<br>looking for the porn?</center>','_blank'],
['','<center>Dont you want to click <br>on something else?</center>','_blank'],
['','<center>MMMMMMM <br>Donuts</center>','_blank']];

// ===
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